Spirit, a.k.a., Fat Boy, or Big'n, and any number of other names, is huge!  Yeah, if I had
been a Harley person, his name would definitely be Fat Boy.  But I have several
different things working against me keeping me from being a Harley person, not the
least of which is Tina.  No, no, I'm not ordered around by my lovely wife, but she knows,
with my absolute lack of balance (due to an auto accident many years ago), it wouldn't
be long before my Fat Boy and my skinny, uh, rear end, would meet the pavement.